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♡ DEAD WIFE STORIES ♡
Aurora L. Cobb
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I smell like blood, Lynda thinks as she stands in the center aisle (#11) of SuperFood staring
into a wall of candy, hundreds and thousands of fun-size bars packaged in neon green, orange,
purple, black plastic. There's no sign that the women standing nearby smell the blood on Lynda
but they're polite, wear neat hairstyles; with their manicured fingernails pressing into bags of
Milky Ways to find the printed net weight, they're not the type to even acknowledge foul
smells in public. Lynda suspects that as women they perhaps have once "been there," and so
refrain from sidelong glances out of sympathy for their debased comrade. If the women were her
friends they would maybe take her aside to recommend various products and tricks for reducing
feminine odors but they're not, so Lynda stands squirming as they pretend that there's not a thick
aura of raw, salty spoilage adhered to her otherwise deodorized body and continue choosing their
candies without acknowledging her.
She wore black pants to go to the grocery store because she has been bleeding heavily enough
that five times already today her maxi-pad has flooded, black clots floating on a slick of blood
slipping down her leg and necessitating a total wardrobe change; she did not know when it would
happen again and she did not want anyone at the store to see blood on her jeans, bright and
intimately shameful, as though she were an under-prepared high-schooler all over again. She
feels like Mercedes Bitter, who in eighth grade had not known how to "protect" herself and had
left a crimson pool in the dip of her olive green plastic chair. No one ever said anything about it
to Mercedes but her social life was void from that moment on.
Now Lynda senses a wetness drooling warmly down her thigh so she grabs bags of Snickers,
Kit Kats, an orange bag of chocolates wrapped in foil to look like eyes, and trots, briskly but
keeping her legs stiff & tight together, towards the express checkout lane. The young woman
working the cash register, nametag reading "Michelle" to the right of three pink star stickers,
looks at her like she can smell the blood.
On the phone with her husband in the car in the SuperFood parking lot, Lynda says that she'll
be home a little late because she'll have to stop and pick up dinner, because she's been feeling out
of it and can't think of anything to cook tonight. Her husband's voice is unfocused, mechanical.
He suggests that he drive the kids and meet her at Friendly's. They can get ice cream or waffles
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with faces or whatever. It would be a treat. Everyone has been having such a hard time just
lately, he says.
Lynda's underwear are markedly damp now so she drives over the speed limit to Friendly's,
parks crooked in a RESERVED space, asks for a table for five and rushes into the Ladies' Room.
Inside the stall she peels her pants down with her eyes shut; she doesn't think she can stand to see
more blood today. Her pink underwear are soaked black, the pale of her groin glossed red,
starred with livid jewels of pulp clinging to the skin in rich, gelatinous ribbons. There is blood
streaked up to her waist and more rushes out of her when she lowers herself to the toilet. The
blood splashes into the bowl viscid and steaming, silken as it darkens Lynda’s pubic cleft. She
feels a cramp twist angrily the rubber cords of her belly.
Lynda wonders if she should call the Doctor, or a friend. Maybe everyone bleeds this way once
in a while; maybe it's a symptom of impending menopause. Lynda is still young, but it's a fact
that some women transition earlier than most. Maybe it was something she ate?
The reek of blood is overwhelming as it issues from the stall in palpable purple-hued crests of
greasy miasma. It smells like a murder scene, like butchery and dissection and motor accidents.
Lynda looks between her legs into the toilet as infinite blood pours from inside, more than the
five pints she remembers reading human beings are supposed to have, more than she can imagine
carrying within her body. The water level in the toilet rises, its bleached porcelain lacquered with
liquid gore. I'm dying, she thinks. I smell like I'm already dead.
Her physician is a man. The nurse, Jodie, is a pleasant young woman but Lynda would have to
see Dr. VanCleave, tell him what the problem was, invite his latex fingers to probe her blighted
vault. She couldn't call.
She changes out of the soiled underwear and into the fresh ones she'd hidden in her purse, affixes
a new "Advanced Leak-Guard" maxi-pad and rolls everything bloody in toilet paper to tuck
inside the silver DISPOSAL bin fastened to the wall. Blood leeches through the thin tissue onto her
fingertips. Her interior churns and aches as she flushes the toilet over and over to erase the glaze
of blood that coats the basin’s bowled walls, inexorable and scathing.
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The Friendly's is warm and yellow-bright with forest green or burgundy booths. Oversized
laminated menus excitedly detail chicken entrees and 800-calorie desserts. The waitress leads
Lynda to her table, where she waits for her husband and children to arrive, watching out the
window for their van, restless as new moisture collects between her legs.
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Faye Presley and her daughter Lola live on Silent Swan Way, five streets down from Swimming
Pool Circle. They often walked their dog around the circle before he went missing last winter,
and sometimes took the route on their evening walks even after the dog's disappearance, since
Swimming Pool Circle was the most forested cul-de-sac in all of White Terrace and thus one of
the loveliest for strolls. On the night of November 24, the pair are halfway around the circle, with
Lola telling her mother about how the Stadler girls were snobs and more than a little creepy -
even though everyone else in her fourth grade class seemed to worship them, which Lola thought
was dumb - and Faye half-listening but more focused on peering into the windows of the houses,
trying to catch a glimpse of their various interior decorating schemes, when they hear a deep
growl from across the median garden. Faye reaches for her daughter's hand.
"What was that?" Lola asks and tugs her mother in the direction of the sound. Faye resists.
"Possibly a raccoon or a possum. We're not going to find out," Faye says. Her voice is unsteady,
drained of its typical authoritative maternal firmness. There is another growl, this one colder,
slightly sour. A second animal?
"A possum? Are you joking? It was a dog - what if it's Hank, Mom?"
'Hank' is the name of their missing German Shepherd, whose return only Lola still believes
possible. Faye and her husband long ago agreed that Hank had probably been hit by a car and
wandered into the woods behind White Terrace to die alone, but Lola refuses to accept such a
grim conclusion. She's sure Hank is somewhere, alive.
Lola pulls away from her mother and runs towards the source of the growling. Faye is preparing
to follow when she hears her daughter gasp. A second later, the woman finds herself struggling
to keep her balance as a throng of black dogs surges past her, teeth bared, copper eyes wild,
jowls flapping. There is no barking, no sound at all except for the heavy padding of dozens of
paws beating against cement. Faye's heart races as she watches the dogs recede down Secret
Lake Path.
Lola is sitting on the curb in front of Clifford Niles' house when Faye finds her. Beside her is a
black garbage bag, slumped and gutted, spilling its contents into the street. More torn bags bulge
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from the mouth of Niles' forest green garbage bin. Food scraps are scattered across the yard and
driveway. In the darkness Faye can make out smashed crackers and chunks of pickle, brittle pink
dismembered crab shells, soggy bite-marked loaves of garlic bread, globs of cranberry sauce. A
whole turkey rests recumbent in the grass, its knobbed legs turned pathetically skyward. Several
cheesy macaroni noodles cling to Lola's sneaker as she sits. She picks up a moist Oreo from
the pavement and stacks it on top of a Little Debbie Fudge Round stranded inches from her left
toe.
"Don't eat those," Faye warns.
"Wasn't planning on it," Lola says. She rolls her eyes and wipes her small hands on her jeans.
Faye wonders why Clifford Niles would have this much food in his garbage. Clifford Niles lived
alone, as far as anyone knew, and never seemed to have company. He had attended a number of
White Terrace festivities over the years – the summer's big barbecue block-party, the poor
Horners' (formerly) annual New Year's Eve celebration –but always alone; he never talked very
much and not once had he invited anyone into his home. Even Faye herself, who had prepared a
Thanksgiving meal for 15 people the day before, didn't have this much food in her garbage.
What was Clifford Niles, widely considered a bit of a recluse, doing with enough to feed the
Honey Hollow Volunteer Fire Department?
Lola stands up, brushing cookie crumbs from her lap. She turns to survey the debris-strewn lawn
behind her.
"This is totally weird," she says. "Not to mention disgusting."
"Let's go home," Faye responds. She thinks she spots a curtain twitch in a darkened window of
the Niles house. What was he hiding within that 6,000 sq. ft. Colonial-Revival-style home? Who
has he been feeding?
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An enormous white dog rests her head in the lap of a white-blonde woman, both drowsing on the
sofa in the comfortably dim living room of the woman's parents' home. The room is trimmed
with the tinsel and velvet bows of a lifetime of acquired holiday décor. An aluminum tree rotates
in the corner lit red then purple then blue as the color wheel cycles through. The tables flanking
the sofa are cluttered with porcelain ice skating girls frozen mid-spiral, their scarves streaming in
implied wind. With their eyes painted shut, cheeks painted rose-flushed with the cold, the skaters
dart through an audience of resin kittens springing from foil-wrapped gift boxes. The kittens
raise their paws in celebration of both the skaters' grace and the deathless bliss of the holiday
season. On the mantel, a troop of miniature reindeer dressed in charmingly lopsided Santa hats
look on with quiet approval. The television is tuned to KCCI-8's annual all-day presentation of
the Yule Log, which crackles and spits obedient flame over a hushed soundtrack of instrumental
carols.
The dog is roused by a hiss of static interrupting "Let It Snow" and turns her massive head to the
TV. The Yule Log has disappeared from the screen, though there is still the rustle of its burning,
still the friendly vapors of song seeping in. Now the log has been replaced by a blonde woman
seated on a sofa, flanked by two identical little girls, both blonde and exact duplicates of the
older woman. The three of them are huddled together under a blanket with mugs of hot
chocolate, maybe tea, staring through the screen at the dog, or so it seems. But no, the dog
realizes as she lurches from the couch and approaches the TV, the blondes are not staring at her
where she stands in her owner's parents' living room in Iowa. Rather, they are watching their
own TV; the dog is seeing them as though she were inside of it, hidden behind the screen. The
dog looks over her shoulder at the woman on the sofa to check if she too is witnessing the same
anomalous projection where the Yule Log should be, but she's sound asleep.
The TV flickers between Yule Log and living room, "Let It Snow" starts over, quivering, like a
record skipping. The music stretches and contracts, falters. On the screen is the log in the
fireplace and stockings hanging from the mantel, then that image warps and out of the static the
blondes resurface, one blinks, another takes a sip from her mug. Then the log convulses back
into view. After a few minutes, the TV tremors wane and the screen settles on the image of the
blondes. "Let it Snow" continues to play.
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The dog watches as a man enters the frame of the televised interior. The man approaches the
blondes from behind as they stare into their television. He is not disguised in any way, no
pantyhose pulled down over his face, no black ski-mask. He is just a man, with graying hair and
anxious eyes. The dog raises her paw to the screen, whimpers: a boxcutter in the man's grasp
glints in the TV glow. He leans over the back of the couch and presses the blade first into the
throat of the girl seated to the left of the woman. She drops her mug and it spills onto the sofa.
The cocoa soaks into the upholstery in a dark, widening stain. The girl's hands leap to her neck in
a reflexive effort to slow the blood cascading from the cleft in her neck. The woman shrieks. The
second girl tries to stand to run but is caught from behind by the man, who swiftly slits her throat
and lets her limp body fall forward to the carpet. The mother is the last to die.
The tune of "Let it Snow" slackens and the music oozes through the TV speakers like swamp
algae. Blonde hair drifts in the tidal swell of raspberry-black blood, clings to ruined necks,
tangles between stiffening fingers. The woman and one girl are collapsed into one another on the
sofa so that their torsos form an ungainly triangle. The other girl is prone on the carpet with her
face wrenched upward, unfocused eyes passively taking in the ceiling. The man looms behind
the couch and stares into the TV. A banner at the bottom of the screen scrolls "White Terrace - -
White Terrace - - White Terrace - -"
The dog barks, waking the woman. On TV, the Yule Log trembles back onto the screen. "Let It
Snow" begins again.
"Diamond, what's wrong with you," the woman yawns, sits up, runs a hand through her thick
hair. "You're going to wake up Mom and Dad."
"Three people are about to die," the dog says without making a sound. She puts her front paws in
the woman's lap so their faces are level. "Have you ever heard of White Terrace?"
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The Honey Hollow Dairy Queen stands at 760 Shelter Road, past RiteAid and Pizza Hut
but before the hospital on the drive out of town. From White Terrace, a 15-minute walk via
Secret Lake Path leads directly to the parking lot at the rear of the restaurant.
The Dairy Queen is easily identifiable for its traditional red gambrel-style roof and barely
asymmetric red ovoid logo lit and looming above the front entrance. Unlike many Dairy Queen
locations, the Honey Hollow restaurant offers lunch and dinner items in addition to its frozen
dessert menu and resultantly is open year-round.
In January the Dairy Queen hurts somewhat for the mirth it emblematizes during the summer
months, with its red-and-white-striped umbrellas packed mildewing in the storage shed, its red
plastic picnic tables obscured beneath two feet of snow. What color is visible is lurid, suggestive
of sinister infectious albinism, something swelling just below the skin. The light pouring from
the restaurant's broad windows jaundices the snow and casts a warm film of infirmity over the
cars parked outside.
Inside the Dairy Queen a pretty teenager named Veronika Craft sits behind the counter,
missing New Year's Day ham with her family, idly chewing on the corner of a scalene triangle of
Texas Toast taken from the Popcorn Shrimp Basket she heated up for lunch. There is no one else
in the Dairy Queen. No one else has been in the Dairy Queen all day, and no one is expected,
since it's New Year's and not a soul in Honey Hollow eats fast food on holidays. Yet the
restaurant is open, and Veronika volunteered for the 10 am - 6 pm overtime "Holiday Shift," so
there she is, reading a lifestyle magazine and counting the minutes til close.
At 3, Veronika elects to take the garbage out before it gets too dark and the dumpster adopts the
repulsive "yawning void" mode typical of receptacles in their nocturnal aspect. She begins with a
cursory inspection of the restaurant for loose trash left by Anabelle Owens, who closed the
previous evening. Anabelle Owens is a doughy girl with psoriasis who glares at everyone and
eats all the Bugles at employee picnics and pool parties, who never picks up the garbage at the
end of her shift, and who on this occasion had left several discarded Blizzard cups on the floor
beneath tables and behind the plastic Ficus.
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Veronika tosses the cups into the trash. She knots the bags, puts her coat on over her uniform of
blue polo shirt//red apron, and drags the garbage out through the employee exit. The bags cut
through the snow outside, canceling Veronika's and what looks to be a large dog's footprints in a
shallow furrow. When she reaches the dumpster, Veronika fails to notice the few purple-red
blots staining the snow at her feet. It is only once the girl raises the lid and readies to hurl one
bag and then the next into the dumpster that she peers into the darkness and her eyes catch on the
white angles of the corpse.
Settled splayed over drifts of black plastic, the body is a woman's, her abdomen split, blood
coagulated in gobs like cherry jam down her thighs and smeared over her bare chest. Her skin is
blue-white, the bowels bulging through the evisceration wound grayish-mauve. Veronika cannot
tell if she recognizes the dead woman. She heaves one bag of garbage into the dumpster,
resulting in a sick squashing sound when the plastic contacts cold flesh. The remaining bags are
left in the snow when Veronika runs back inside the restaurant.
The most popular item at the Honey Hollow Dairy Queen - the one Veronika finds herself
preparing most regularly - is the Blizzard Treat, a dessert comprised of soft-serve ice cream
blended with bits of crushed candy or cookies or fruit ooze, maybe hot fudge or marshmallow,
chocolate chips, etc. Veronika removes her coat and selects a red//blue Blizzard cup from the
top of the stack. She floods the cup with chocolate ice cream, adds two scoops brownie pieces,
two scoops M&M'S, two pumps from the fudge sauce dispenser. The Blizzard blender
churns the dessert once, twice, three times, per Dairy Queen-sanctioned standards of mixed-
ness.
Veronika licks fudge from her red spoon as she dials the telephone. She takes tiny bites from the
corner of a brownie chunk.
"Hello? Honey Hollow Sheriff's Office," the voice on the other end of the line barks, nasal &
perfunctory.
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"Hi, this is Nikki Craft, at the Dairy Queen on Shelter Road," Veronika says, a spoonful of ice
cream slipping beyond the base of her tongue.
"Is there a problem, Miss Craft?"
"Yes, I'd like to report a body?"
"A dead body?"
"Yes, there's a dead body in our dumpster here, Sir - " Veronika crunches M&M'S between her
molars; there's brownie snared in her braces.
"A dead human body?"
"Uh-huh."
"We'll send someone right there, " the voice says. A breathless rush of sound swells in the
background. "You just hold tight - "
"Okay," Veronika says. The eventual bleat of the dial tone indicates that the cop has hung up.
Veronika glances down at her lifestyle magazine on the counter, open to page 47, an article about
making your own baby food; she swallows another mouthful of Blizzard and shivers.
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Dr. Glen VanCleave considers himself a lucky man. He has been sleeping with his 23-year-old
nurse and assistant, Jodie, for over 18 months. The couple has been meticulous in their discretion
so the affair is known to no one, a rare event in Honey Hollow, where even the most trifling
scandal is stalked down and, once uncovered, talked over for decades. The Doctor is grateful for
Jodie's tact and prudence as regards their private encounters. Indeed, he is quite fond of her
overall. She is not only a lissome and adventurous carnal partner, but also a hardworking
employee and pleasing public face for his practice. The Doctor is always sure to give her a
generous Christmas bonus.
Dr. Glen VanCleave pats Jodie's athletic thigh as she lounges on the mauve-upholstered
examination table. They have just concluded a particularly aerobic coital session, and the Doctor
has not yet fully caught his breath. He likes to think of himself as uncommonly fit, but he is still
a man of nearly 65 years of age and as such has certain limitations. In general, he is proud of his
physical condition. He renews his romantic palpation of the lovely Jodie by smoothing his palm
over her tanned stomach. Although she has a trim, charming figure, her midsection is marred by
a slight but detectable layer of belly fat, a significant problem for women in the early phases of
the physical decline associated with advancing age.
"Jodie, would you please remind me of your exercise regime?"
Jodie sits up frowning and begins to button her blouse.
"I mean no offense," the Doctor says. "But you know, you're never too young to take measures
against the symptoms of aging. An active defense is essential, especially for a lovely girl like
yourself. It's so dreary to see beauty squandered out of indolence."
His voice is both admonishing and genuinely doleful.
"Yes, Doctor," Jodie sighs. She straightens her collar, tugs at the hem of her skirt. The Doctor
moves to stroke her cheek but she waves his hand away. "I run on the treadmill at the health
club five days a week. I swim on the weekends. I ice skate in the winter."
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"Very good." Jodie's skin is soft and firm, as yet unwrinkled, but the Doctor recognizes the
beginnings of laugh lines when she smiles at him, irritated, and lowers herself from the
examination table. "You drink plenty of water?"
"Eight glasses a day, like Mom always said," Jodie says as she crosses the room and takes her
coat from the rack.
"And you're eating well? Plenty of salmon, tuna, blueberries, tomatoes, broccoli, sweet potatoes,
brussel sprouts?"
"I hate brussel sprouts. Yuck," Jodie says. Her fingertips settle on the doorknob; she leans her
shoulder into the door. Then, turning to the Doctor, an expression of easygoing exasperation on
her plain, pretty face, she says, "I'll see you tomorrow, Glen."
"You wear sunscreen every day? Even in winter?"
"Good night, Doctor," Jodie says, and laughs. The door shuts soundlessly behind her as she
excuses herself from the examining room.
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Before meeting Clifford Niles, Pamela Doll was a kennel worker with a nasty crystal
methamphetamine habit. She spent her days hosing down cement runs, shoveling soiled shavings
from the doggie romper room, changing litter boxes and loading heaps of urine-soaked towels
into the washing machine, excusing herself at lunchtime to chemically rekindle in the backseat of
her crumbling Oldsmobile Firenza. Pamela lived in a trailer off of Route 101, just outside Honey
Hollow. She shared the cramped quarters with her sister Theresa, who also enjoyed a narcotics-
based lifestyle and who was employed on a part-time basis as a topless waitress at a "gentleman's
club" a few towns over. Pamela and her sister survived on a meager diet of Cheese Nips,
Reese's Pieces, lunchmeat and Gatorade, which Pamela purchased bi-weekly (after every pay
day) at the Git-N-Go on the drive home from the kennel.
When Pamela Doll met Clifford Niles, she weighed 95 lbs and had a body mass index of 16.8.
That was four years ago.
Pamela met Clifford when he dropped off his English Bulldog, Spud – who has since gone
missing – at the kennel to be boarded while Clifford was away on vacation. Pamela was on her
hands and knees scrubbing ferociously at a vomit stain on the rug in front of the rawhide chew
toy display. It was summer and her ribs jutted through the synthetic fabric of her lime green tank
top, her spine spiked like a ridge of sharp teeth splitting her back. Clifford knelt beside her. He
pretended to examine a package of flavored rawhide twist-sticks.
"Hello," Clifford said.
"Hi," Pamela said. She gnashed her teeth, which were an unbecoming methamphetamine-
decayed yellowish-grey. Her lower lip twitched.
"What's your name?"
"Pamela."
"Can I take you out to dinner, Pamela?" Clifford placed his beefy hand over Pamela's vigorously
scrubbing, emaciated ones. Pamela gazed up at him. She clenched her jaw.
"Are you trying to rape me because I'm not going along with any bullshit. Just saying. Also I
don't necessarily eat dinner if you know what I mean. It's not necessarily something that I do. So
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if you're trying to rape me and you think you can do that just by throwing a steak in my direction,
you're most assuredly chasing up the wrong tree, bucko."
Six months later they were married in a ceremony at Clifford's dead father's beach house in
Florida, with Pamela's sister Theresa as the sole guest. At that point, Pamela had weaned herself
from crystal meth and gained 75 pounds. Her wedding dress - a bejeweled satin and tulle
strapless confection in ivory and cotton candy pink - was a size 16. Clifford prepared the marital
meal himself, a feast of lasagna, Belgian waffles, corn chowder, grilled swordfish, and beef
stroganoff, among other delectables. Their wedding cake was 5 layers, Devil's Food, glutted with
chocolate mousse and ganache, liberally frosted with chocolate buttercream so rich it was
effectively chocolate butter. Clifford served his creation with ice cream and whipped cream and
chocolate shavings.
Pamela gained 5 or maybe 7 pounds that day.
As the years passed, Pamela expanded. Clifford earned enough money selling real estate from his
home office that she could quit her job at the dog kennel and spend her days lounging in front of
the television in the basement, snacking from the platters regularly proffered by her doting
husband. It was not long before Pamela weighed a hearty 350 lbs, at which point she could no
longer easily ascend the basement stairs. So Clifford had an enormous bed installed down there,
ensuring that Pamela would be forever comfy-cozy without ever having to leave the basement.
He brought her food hourly. Pamela's size multiplied; she was blossoming into a very big, very
happy girl.
As she grew, Pamela began to notice a peculiar new set of talents. She knew who was going to
be on Friday's episode of Oprah by Tuesday night. At 7 in the morning, she knew what would
happen on that evening's primetime sitcoms. Her power of premonition extended beyond the TV
Guide as well. Pamela dreamt of plane crashes, celebrity divorces, landslides, and corporate
mergers weeks before they would occur. Her prophecies were always perfectly on-target. In
packing on a few (hundred) extra pounds, Pamela had unknowingly catalyzed a remarkable
series of imperceptible biological alterations that together contrived to render the swelling
woman clairvoyant. The new layers of adipose cells lushly spreading over her every tissue
busied themselves secreting cytokines, pro-inflammatory proteins which entered Pamela's vagus
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nerve and were ferried through its afferent fibers, winding between the jugular vein and carotid
artery, along the carotid sheath, finally climbing to the peach-toned bulbous base of her brain.
The inflammation incited by the cytokines affected primarily Pamela's amygdala and thalamus,
two structures held deep within the brain in the anterior region of the temporal lobe. The
amygdala is an almond-shaped cluster of neurons that serves as a chamber of warning,
ceaselessly scanning and processing sensory information – tiny vibrations, barely audible
whispers from unknowable reaches of space and time – of which the conscious mind never
becomes aware. Bound to the amygdala by a neuronal web is the thalamus, a set of symmetrical
bulbs situated between the cerebral cortex and the midbrain, wherein all incoming stimuli from
the environment is received, evaluated, and forwarded on to the appropriate cortices. The
thalamus additionally functions to regulate consciousness and levels of arousal, states of sleep
and wakefulness. Pamela's amygdala and thalamus, inflamed within her lipid-soaked body,
behaved in an unexpected fashion. Together, they formed a sort of receiver, a receptor for all
manner of stimuli undetected by normally functioning brains: electric currents coursing
backwards from the future relaying messages of what was to come, the thoughts of persons
sleeping hundreds of miles away, the secret codes woven into the Technicolor pulse of the six o'
clock news broadcast. Pamela's brain opened to all of it, a whole expansive universe of
unknowable information.
All she had to do was figure out how to exploit her burgeoning gift, how to profit from her
prescience. She had to develop a business plan.
And so Priestess Pam's Phone-a-Psychic Hotline was born. Soon she was taking hundreds of
calls daily. Every day she predicted breakups and financial windfalls, new jobs and podiatric
infections, cheating boyfriends and food poisoning. She enjoyed her work, talking to people and
helping them with their problems, even if those problems were petty and insignificant, as they
usually were. She charged 99 cents a minute and earned $800 a day. She worked the phones 7
days a week, taking breaks only to eat, sleep, and watch her favorite TV shows.
During the four years that Pamela Niles, née Pamela Doll, lived as Clifford Niles' ecstatically
wedded wife, not once did she leave the house. Why would she? She had everything she needed
right there, in her palacious subterranean suburban cloister on Swimming Pool Circle.
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Dr. Denise S. Nova is the Medical Examiner for Forever County, a typically relaxed
appointment, since Forever County is happily nestled away in a quiet, peaceful little corner of
the country. She sees the occasional waterlogged inebriated drowning victim, frozen
octogenarian or post-prom Dumpster baby, but on the whole her work is light. Until lately, that
is. Lately, Dr. Nova has been swamped.
There have been those Honey Hollow women, disemboweled, decapitated, and otherwise
dispatched.
There's been that little girl torn to pieces by feral dogs, the pretty maid with the head wound the
cops pulled from the river, the teenage boy who hung himself in his basement.
And now three more bodies: a young mother and her twin daughters. All three found Christmas
afternoon in their living room, cause of death: multiple incised wounds to the neck. Apparent
dissection of the spine and brain stem performed post-mortem. Such pretty girls, too. What a
shame.
Dr. Nova autopsies the mother first. She follows standard procedure, opening the body with a Y-
shaped incision (shoulder-to-shoulder, then extending down to the pubic bone), sawing through
the sternum to reveal heart, lungs. She inspects the organs of the abdomen one by one for any
irregularities. Slides are prepared with samples of blood, interstitial fluid, and bone marrow. The
mother's heart and liver and spleen are weighed, her intestines and stomach split and probed,
their contents (Dr. Nova identifies partially digested brown cake, a white liquid: probably milk)
perused. All is well within the mother's abdominal and chest cavities. Were it not for the
curvilinear wound gaping horizontally across her larynx, or the hollow carved at the vertex of her
cervical spine, the woman would be in exemplary health.
Now Dr. Nova must examine the brain. She opens the cranial cavity by slicing the scalp from
one ear to the other over the crown of the head, peeling back the skin, and cutting through the
calva with a special electric saw that cleaves bone like butter but stops when it touches soft
tissue. The saw, manufactured by the Kalamazoo, Michigan-based medical technology firm the
Stryker Corporation, has an oscillating rather than circulating blade, and therefore cannot cut
through yielding surfaces (i.e. human flesh). Using forceps, Dr. Nova retracts the dura mater,
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which she notes is smooth, translucent white: overall, unremarkable. As expected. But beneath
the dura, between the leptomeninges and the rippled surface of the cerebrum, Dr. Nova notices
something peculiar. With the very tip of her scalpel she slices delicately through the arachnoid
membrane. She uses tweezers to extract the anomaly, a metallic object the size of an aspirin
tablet, square and dotted with raised black and gold circuits. Dr. Nova inspects it closely, but she
is able to identify neither its function nor its origin. It is unlike any medical device she has ever
seen, but there's no way it could have found its way onto the woman's parietal lobe by accident,
so what is it? And who put it there?
Dr. Nova seals the metallic object in a ZipLoc baggie. Still puzzled by the object but
committed to finishing the autopsies by dinnertime, she moves on to one of the twins. The girl's
toe tag reads, "Stadler, Breanna."
By the end of the evening, Dr. Nova will have three ZipLoc baggies lined up on her desk, each
containing the same mysterious metallic fragment she plucked from the brain of the mother.
Disconcerted, the Medical Examiner will call the forensics lab to have them send someone over
to see if their technology expert can identify the objects. A man she doesn't recognize will come
to retrieve the samples, which she will gratefully hand over to him, despite his unfamiliar face
and austere manner. She will complete her autopsy reports, sign them, and drive home to eat
cheeseburgers with her family.
The objects removed from the brains of Amber, Breanna, and Tiffani Stadler will never be
returned to Dr. Nova's office, and she will never receive any information about their composition
or purpose. It will be as if they never existed.
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Wyatt Larsson had just replaced the wireless telephone in its cradle after taking a call from his
girlfriend, Veronika, who was paranoid again, talking nonsense about dogs, etc., when the
Doktor hurried into the largely vacant Pizza Hut.
"Hello, Wyatt," the Doktor says. A thin smile snakes between his hard features and accentuates
the prosthetic quality of the Doktor's face, the way it seems possible to peel skin away from his
head in thick sheets.
"Hi, Dr. V." Wyatt stares past the Doktor at a poster depicting ENLARGED TO SHOW TEXTURE
cinnamon breadsticks, $2 with the purchase of a large cheese pizza, served with white icing for
dipping.
"I should have an order ready to pick up." He holds a bouquet of roses at his side, a dozen,
wrapped in crisp translucent plastic. He places the flowers on the beige counter. "Called it in
about 20 minutes ago."
Wyatt thinks of all the occasions this man had had to grasp his, Wyatt's, scrotum, the hundred
times he's felt this man's chilled latex finger trace his pubic bone. He notes the starched collar of
the Doktor's white coat, dotted with recent blood still as red and as wet as the tomato sauce
Wyatt spoons from a vat in the back of the restaurant when assigned to production duty. Wyatt
fumbles through the orders log, skimming each page for the sharp V of the Doktor's name.
"Two large extra-cheese, an order of breadsticks, and a 2-liter soft drink?"
"That's the ticket," the Doktor says. The spray of blood at his neck seems to swell as Wyatt
watches, widening and brightening as the liquid is sucked into new fibers.
The Doktor's pizzas are cooling on the steel COMPLETED table, the abbreviation "DR V X-CHZ"
scratched in red permanent marker on the top of each cardboard box. The breadsticks are packed
in a smaller box, this one marked "DR V BRDSTX," as though Wyatt hadn't been working at
Pizza Hut for over a year and couldn't read the "MMM…BREADSTICKS!" already emblazoned in
script on the side.
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"You can choose your soda from the cooler," Wyatt says in accordance with the Pizza Hut
counter assistant script, and lowers the Doktor's boxes to the counter. The plastic confining the
roses crackles, nudged by the corner of a pizza box. A petal, livid-red and filmy, drops to the
flesh-toned laminate. As the Doktor opens the cooler and bends to select a 2-liter Mountain
Dew, Wyatt imagines his coat saturated with blood, the Doktor as the villain in some medical
splatter film: The Surgeon Returns IV, Dr. Death's Pharmacy of Terror, Nazi Pediatrician From
Hell.
"I just got out of surgery a half-hour ago," the Doktor says. Wyatt arranges the various boxes and
the soda in a plastic bag boasting 'The Best Pizzas Under One Roof. The Doktor's face
convulses through a series of animatronic expressions. "Late night. No time to change. I know
it's not very civilized but I wanted to get home, considering the holiday. Your mother tells me
you have a lady friend, so naturally you understand."
"Yeah," Wyatt says, unable to return the Doktor's conspiratorial man-to-man smirk. Wyatt
knows he's been caught. The Doktor spotted him staring too long at the stains on his jacket; now
Wyatt was a witness - he'd be the next to die! The Doktor would slip in through his window one
night and silently inject him with the heart-stopping toxins that would carry him to the end of
everything. His parents and the police would assume he'd died of a heart attack, a freak event,
natural but so unfortunate since he was only 16 years old and had his whole life ahead of him, as
his father would say. Wyatt endeavors to choke back panic and maintain standard customer
service tones. "Have a good night, Doktor V."
"Thank you, Wyatt," the Doktor chuckles. "Say hello to Veronika for me. She's a lovely girl."
The Doktor leaves the Pizza Hut, humming, almost skipping. Rose petals scatter to the tile in his
wake like scabs.
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Fog drowses dense and indolent over the pitch-dark surface of Secret Lake, unstirred by the wind
as it bawls through the trees edging the bank. A crystal varnish of frost clings to the cattails and
tapered reeds that rise from the shallow water. The grass that verges Secret Lake Path is frosted
too, so that all surrounding greenery glows pale and spectral under a sky pin-pricked by billions
of raw stars. The night's color throbs cerulean blue to black.
It's 2 a.m. and 14-year-old Rosemary Larsson is not in her bed, where she's supposed to be. She
and her friends - Clarissa Spalding, Brittany North and Brittany's boyfriend, Owen - have
recently concluded a night of Halloween misbehavior, an evening spent unraveling rolls of
Charmin over neighbors' hedges, annihilating pumpkins, and hurling eggs at passing traffic.
Now they are returning to their houses along Secret Lake Path, the unlit walking trail that cuts
through the woods between Shelter Road and White Terrace.
Rosemary and Clarissa are dressed as dead cheerleaders, their faces powdered talcum white, the
hollows underneath their eyes black-shadowed. Both girls carry black-and-white pom-poms
dripping with scarlet-dyed Karo Syrup. Brittany wears a stretchy black one-piece. There's a
black tail safety-pinned to the fabric at the base of her spine, and whiskers traced with eyeliner
on her spray-tanned cheeks. Owen, several steps behind, is without a costume but after much
needling had agreed to let Rosemary powder his face, so that now he makes an acceptable if
uninspired high school ghost.
No one wants to talk, but, immured within the saturated stillness that enshrouds Secret Lake, the
teenagers feel a crawling need to make noise: Rosemary and Clarissa swish their pom-poms as
they walk; Owen treads on every tree branch, every fallen leaf; Brittany hums a Whitney
Houston song ("I Wanna Dance with Somebody") she'd heard earlier in the evening playing on
the radio of a passing car.
Then, twenty feet ahead, something large and metallic glints by the bank. As the group nears the
object, its form comes into focus: a cylindrical canister, stainless steel, like a trashcan but the
size of Honda Civic. A circular ingress near the top is sealed tight.
"What the hell is this thing?" Brittany says. Owen knocks his fist against the side once, twice. Its
whole silvery surface vibrates. Petulant, Brittany stamps her foot. She pouts.
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Owen grazes his fingers around the rim of the opening. "It has to be some sort of Halloween prop
that somebody left out here. Pretty cool, right?"
The girls are impatient to get going but wait and watch while Owen strains to pry open the
latches sealing shut the canister.
"I don't know if this is a good idea," Rosemary says. "There could be some totally barf-me-out
radioactive zombie slime in there. Why don't we go home?"
Then a hissed exhalation of air released from the high-pressure interior as the portal door comes
unstuck discomposes Owen, who loses his balance and falls at the feet of the girls assembled
behind him. He scrambles upright, offers a timorous laugh.
"So, uh, let's have a look inside, then?" Owen's voice is barely audible.
"Whatever."
"You go right ahead."
Owen leans and peers inside the vessel. He says nothing for a long time, and then:
"Well, we better go."
"Like, what is it?" Brittany pushes past her now quivering, now yellowing boyfriend to see for
herself.
Snarled and stiff at the bottom of the canister is the body of a woman. She doesn't have any
clothes on. The expanse of her skin has acquired a dusty pastel blue, the color of thick clean ice.
Pearls of milky condensation congregate along the inner creases of her elbows, the bulge of her
stomach, the arch of her forehead. The sclerae of her eyes are pinkish, her lips chapped white and
crusted with bilious grit. A magenta contusion glares garish from just above her right ear, a few
viscid globules of chilled blood weeping from the central indentation of the wound.
Brittany staggers backwards. She kneels beside the canister to vomit a soup of Milky Ways
and Smarties into the grass. When the contents of her stomach have been fully evacuated, she
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takes off sprinting down Secret Lake Path. Owen chases after her. Rosemary and Clarissa follow,
their pom-poms tossed aside as they run, landing splayed like thrashed futuristic housepets in the
grass.
As the teenagers return rushing breathless to their warm White Terrace homes, the sky over
Secret Lake seethes blue and unsympathetic, the air temperature plummets; the stones sparkle.
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Last night Jason Horner dreamt of cervical teeth, an inflamed chamber bleeding acid through
mucosal walls, a Buffet King restaurant choked with obese women gnawing on the greasy arms
and feet of aborted fetuses. Black placental slime and stillborn blood dribbled down the women's
rippled chins and onto their chests, seeping down between their bulbous cleavage. Jason's wife
Kimmy was there and boy, did she look hungry.
Kimmy is always hungry. Jason worries about her. He worries what she will do to the baby.
In the dream, Kimmy wore sweatpants and a foam visor like the elderly wear on cruise ships.
She sat at a long banquet table cramped between a dozen other women, some with stomachs so
distended that their flesh swelled over the edge of the table. Their exposed skin was stretched
shining sallow and brightened by vibrant braids of purple-black veins climbing upwards like ivy
from the women's elastic waistbands. Several of the diners rested their heavy plates atop the
terraces of their stomachs. Kimmy was pouring soy sauce into a china bowl of stir-fried
embryonic entrails and bok choy when Jason awoke, sweating.
That was only a dream, of course. What scares Jason more are the teeth inside, withheld beyond
sight; the teeth that even now needle their fine points further into the flesh of his heir.
Now Kimmy is prone on an examination table with a thin periwinkle sheet covering her genitals,
a snotty aquamarine gel slathered over the turgid dome of her pregnancy. The technician moves
the transducer probe of the ultrasound unit across the lower hemisphere of Kimmy's belly.
On the machine's display screen is an undulating blue-black and white image ostensibly
representing the form of Jason's child. The picture is indecipherable. Jason feels queasy.
"And here you can see the heart beating…"
Jason can't see anything at all like a heart. Kimmy smiles and nods eagerly at the technician.
"The heartbeat seems to be normal, so that's good…"
The technician adjusts the transducer. Its grey head glides placidly through the lubricant over
Kimmy's navel.
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"And now we can see the baby in profile. Here's the forehead, the nose, the upper lip…"
"Amazing!" Kimmy squeals. She giggles and claps her hands. Jason does not see a forehead or a
nose or an upper lip, only a writhing foam of coursing light and shadow. He feels a flare of panic
shiver up his spine.
"Ma'am, I don't mean to say that you can't do your job," Jason says. "but I'm not seeing a baby on
that screen."
The technician smiles patiently and uses her finger to point out various body parts - here's a
forearm, here's an ear, a toe, a tummy - but Jason sees nothing.
"I don't see a damn thing!" Jason shouts. "Now, nurse, this is serious: are you absolutely positive
the baby is still there?"
Kimmy moans, rolls her eyes. The technician looks bemused.
"I'm not sure I understand what you mean, Mr. Horner."
"Is the baby still there or isn't it?"
"Of course the baby is still there - "
"Maybe it's getting smaller? Is the baby smaller now than the last time?"
Jason hadn't attended the previous ultrasound session but Kimmy had come home in spasms over
how gorgeous the baby was, how absolutely adorable and precious. She'd shown him a print-out
and he thought he could make out a nebulous blotch that might conceivably be a fetus.
"No, Mr. Horner. The baby is growing normally. Your baby is healthy."
Jason folds his skeletal arms over his chest, vexed. He knows when he's being lied to. In his
dream, Kimmy chewed the meat from the ribs of a newborn. Her body cavity contained rows and
rows of spiny teeth, like a lamprey's, ringing the glossed membranes of her interior canals, and
caustic digestive juices that liquefied bone. Her hunger was ravenous.
Jason is frightened for his child. He worries it might already be too late.
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"Now walk, Breanna," Amber Stadler instructs. She is seated in a pink inflatable chair pushed
against the pink wall of her daughters' room, dwarfed by an assembly of towering black, gold,
and glitter-foiled multi-tiered trophies. Satin sashes in pink and ivory embroidered with titles like
"JUNIOR GRAND SUPREME DREAM GIRL" and "MISS ALL-AMERICAN GLAMOUR PRINCESS" have been
carefully draped over the trophies, while a shelf above Amber's head displays rhinestone tiaras,
bejeweled scepters, and other trophies of lesser stature.
There are no dolls in the pink room, no toys or posters of tabby kittens "hanging in there." The
only decorations are the awards, crowns, ribbons, and plaques that the girls have won in beauty
pageants all across the country. Immaculately neat, the room lacks any evidence of organic life.
It is as artificial and studied as a showroom in a furniture store or a model prefab home, a
somehow perverse simulation of a pleasing habitat for two female children.
Breanna holds a pose on the far side of the room: left hand balled at her hip forming an
equilateral triangle of free space between her bent arm and her side, her right arm flat against her
body, fingers flexed away from her leg. Posture perfectly vertical, spine straight. She nods and
walks forwards.
Her sister Tiffani, an exact replica of Breanna but with hair trimmed a few inches shorter and
curled, observes soundlessly from where she sits on her pink comforter, legs crossed and
dangling over the edge of the bed. Tiffani's bed, which is the same as her sister's, has a
headboard comprised of curving gold-gilted poles, each one perfectly shined and gleaming in the
clean glow of the bedside lamp.
Both girls wear pink sequined leotards and bobby socks with a lace ruffle at the ankle. Breanna
has a pink bow pinned in her hair.
"Quickly, quickly. Shoulders back," Amber says as she scrutinizes her daughter. The lanky, fair-
haired girl's walk is a strut, the side-to-side sway of her unformed hips exaggerated, each step
fastidiously mincing, her pelvis pitched forwards and leading. Breanna casts meaningful glances
at imagined onlookers to her right and her left, alternately. She stops in front of Amber and
flashes a toothsome white smile to the pink wall behind her.
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"And now go back."
"Yes, mother," Breanna says and sashays back across the room. Amber says, "Slower," and the
girl slows. Amber says, "Pick your head up," and the girl's chin tilts further up to the ceiling.
"And now again."
Amber's tone is inscrutable. The expression on her tanned, cuttingly glamorous face does not
change for even a moment as she watches her daughter walk back and forth, back and forth
across the plush pink carpet.
After Breanna practices for 45 minutes, it's Tiffani's turn.
"Straighten up."
"Yes, mother." Tiffani's voice has the exact soft, poised timbre of her sister's.
When another 45 minutes of pacing and scrutinizing and perfecting every step has passed,
Amber rises from the well of the pink inflatable chair.
"Breanna, would you like a cookie before bed?"
"Yes, mother."
"Tiffani, would you like a cookie before bed?"
"Yes, mother."
"What type of cookie would you like this evening? We currently have in the kitchen Oreos,
Chips Ahoy, and Vienna Fingers."
"A Vienna Finger, mother," Breanna says.
"A Vienna Finger, mother," Tiffani says.
And then the three Blondes form a line - Amber in the lead, Breanna in the middle, Tiffani at the
rear - and file out of the pink bedroom to collect their desserts.
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A new addition has been made to the stone wall enclosing the flowerbed in front of the Dunmire
house. Casually insinuated into the top layer of cement-drab grey and beige fieldstone and
overhung by the wilting stems of autumn's pink asters and chrysanthemums idles a very unusual,
very beautiful rock. The rock is the deepest occult black and pitted with crystal-glittered pores
that sparkle when struck by a car's headlights or the beam of a probing flashlight. On the rock's
topmost surface is a fine skin of glass, a lamina whose luster shifts sapphire to heliotrope as
though tuned to some internal pulse. Despite its solid stillness the rock has an aura of animation;
its color seems to breathe.
It is a rock of a sort found only at Secret Lake, created by an anomalous heat caressing the dark
silt at the water's edge. Scientists have proposed that the Secret Lake stones are closely related to
fulgurites, the hollow tubes of glass formed in sand or soil struck by lightning. Sometimes
fulgurites penetrate deep into the earth, snaking down in arterial roots many feet below the
surface. The longest fulgurite on record, with a branch measuring 17' in length, was found in
northern Florida. A fulgirite's glass membrane is typically white or black or a sedate, earthy tone
resulting from the mineral composition of the sand from which it was formed, nothing like the
rich oscillating hues of the glass glazing the stones at Secret Lake. Scientists are unable to
explain the Secret Lake stones: neither the nature of their vital glamour, nor their substance, nor
the source of the intense temperatures responsible for their genesis.
The mysterious stones are highly prized in Honey Hollow, and many people in town use them to
enliven their lawns and gardens, so it is not so strange that Lester Dunmire would have one in his
flowerbed. What is strange, however, is the darkening raspberry stain on the corner of the stone.
Even stranger are the several strands of blonde hair clinging to the stain's gummy surface, their
thin transparent stalks lit blue then purple by the cold smolder of the stone's respiration.
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Two women stand very close behind a table crowded with assorted finger foods and bowls of
chips and dip in a living room thickset with festively attired people. The iliac points of the
women's pelvic bones draw together as though eager for collision. The space between them is
heart-shaped. One of the women, the blonde, is dressed in a cropped ivory sweater and a pair of
high-waisted skintight Lycra lemon-gold leopard-print leggings: very Versace Euro-glam and
on-trend for winter. A black patent leather belt encircles her waist. The other woman, the
brunette, wears a basic bateau-neck, long-sleeved sheath dress in electric blue velvet. Fuchsia
crystals drip heavy from each ear. She plucks a pretzel from a dish on the table and begins to
scrape off the salt with the pink-painted nail of her pale forefinger. Her neck strains forward so
she can better hear what the blonde woman is saying.
"Kimmy looks wonderful but honestly Jason has been just too bizarre since they found out," the
blonde says. A demure expression of distaste twists slightly her magma-red lips. "I mean, have
you heard how he hassles her about her weight? It's obscene!"
"The woman is pregnant," the brunette says. "What does he expect?"
"And it's not only that," the blonde says. "It's like he monitors everything she eats. I overheard
him earlier tonight asking if she didn't think she'd had enough shrimp. At her own party! Then he
follows her around, asking her if she really needs that meatball or this spring roll, this smear of
Brie or that crab cake…"
"My friend Michelle, who works at SuperFood, told me he doesn't even let her do the grocery
shopping anymore. He goes to the store and buys rice cakes and spinach and grapefruit," the
brunette says. "Honestly, who puts his pregnant wife on a diet? It's beyond cruel."
"I know!" The blonde's words are elongated into four or five sing-song syllables. Her leggings
cast a golden aura as she shifts her weight from one 6" square-heeled loafer pump to the other.
"Isn't it a mother's God-given right to eat cheeseburgers and ice cream 24-7 from now until she
pops it out? I always thought that was the only reason anyone ever had babies."
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They giggle. Across the room, another huddle of women eye them suspiciously. These women
are slightly older, less showy in their party outfits; their lipstick is two to three shades duller on
average.
"I can see that girl's navel," one of them hisses through her teeth. She herself wears a navy wool
blazer – tastefully discreet shoulder pads, sailor-style gold buttons, black velvet lapels – over a
white blouse tucked neatly into the waistband of a houndstooth pencil skirt. Her graying ginger
blonde hair is slicked back and braided. "In January, no less."
"As if you wouldn't show yours if you had a body like Claudia Schiffer," the woman beside her
says. She smirks. "Especially if that body cost a pretty penny and Prince Charming likes his
generosity well-known among the serfs…"
"Wait," the woman in the houndstooth skirt says. "Are you implying –"
"We've all heard quite enough of this petty nonsense," the third woman interrupts. In matching
black turtleneck and pleated silk skirt, her look is the apex of suave widow-librarian-chic. "Old
news, every word. I have a far more interesting tidbit for you, if you'll bite."
"Oh, do you? How fascinating. Pertaining to who?" the second woman says. Her outfit consists
of an Ivy League-emerald sweater, a modest few strands of pearls, and a pair of sleek black
velour trousers. The sweater is threaded with tinsel, which lends enough sparkle for a festive
gleam without crossing into unintelligent twinkle territory.
"To whom, " the woman in black corrects. "Why, to our host himself, the one and only."
The woman in the houndstooth skirt raises a fastidiously plucked eyebrow.
"Yes, ladies, I heard through a most reliable friend at the Credit Union that our dear young Mr.
Horner had an episode, what one might even call, oh I don't know, a 'meltdown' yesterday
morning."
"Regarding what?"
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"My friend of course did not want to be a busybody so was sparing on the details, but she
believes she heard Mr. Horner mumble something about a 'goddamned baby' right before he
tossed his collection of stress balls to the floor and stormed out of the office. Now whatever do
you think that could be about?"
"You have to be kidding us," the sweater-woman says, dismissing the story with a languorous
flick of her wrist. "I've heard exclusively positive things about Mr. Horner's performance at the
Credit Union."
"This only happened yesterday," the woman in black is unfazed by her besweatered
acquaintance's skepticism. "You're truly hearing it here first. My friend is of the opinion that Mr.
Horner is cracking under the pressure of Kimmy's pregnancy. Isn't that just too bad?"
"Terrible," the woman in the Houndstooth skirt says. She is still glaring across the room at the
young woman in the leopard leggings, a pout of offended disapproval on her face.
"Now, what did you say your friend's name was?"
Two women seated on the couch a few feet away eavesdrop as the reliability of the account of
Mr. Horner's tantrum is debated. The pair on the couch look like a matched set, each dressed in a
tight-fitting black cocktail dress with a red satin bow blooming over the crest of her bosom.
Perched atop their heads are novelty foil 'HAPPY NEW YEAR' hats.
"Jason does seem to be fundamentally disturbed about the baby," the one on the left says.
"Really and truly," the one on the right says as she feeds an overweight glazed-eyed golden
retriever the corner of her chocolate petit four.
"Just look at him," the one on the left says. The women watch as a tall, peaked man standing by
the punch bowl – this being Mr. Horner – bows to lower his ear to the domical belly of a
blushing redhead, his bride, Kimmy. With a look of grim query contorting his ferrety features,
Mr. Horner rests his head on his wife's stomach for a moment, then raises it, reluctantly. He
returns to an upright position. "I've seen him do that at least a dozen times tonight."
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"Highly unusual," the one on the right says and nods.
"He's always petting her belly, too. Rubbing it and knocking on it and so forth. Like he's testing
for something."
"She looks completely great though, doesn't she? Radiant and whatnot," the one on the right
says. She's distracted by a man picking an ice cube out of the punch with his fingers. She frowns.
"Yeah, I guess so," the one on the left says and crosses her arms over the bright red bow at her
chest. "But I dunno. I think there's something enormously and wildly weird going on here."
"Undeniably," the one on the right says. "Very much so."
Someone turns up the volume on the television and Dick Clark's voice drowns every other voice,
each thread of party chatter, as he announces there's only ten minutes til the ball will drop. Soon
it will be a new year.
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"God morgon, Babette," Doctor VanCleave says when the maid comes through the front door
carrying her paper bags brimful with bleach and Windex. The Doctor is adjusting his tie in the
mirror; he directs a wink at the maid's reflection.
"Good morning, Doctor." Babette is 19 and disarmingly Scandinavian: platinum blonde, blue-
eyed, with an accent - the vowels long, the pitch reeling - that burbles from between her lips like
cold pancake syrup. She eats pickled herring from a tin at lunchtime and has an almost
preternaturally top-heavy figure, emphasized further when squeezed into her petal-pink maid's
uniform. She is the highest-grossing maid in White Terrace and always receives generous tips
and bonuses, sometimes gifts: expensive perfumes, chocolate truffles, jewelry, lingerie sets from
her bolder employers. She sells most of that stuff or gives it away to friends.
The Doctor, his tie tidied, rushes to help her inside, endeavoring to disencumber her of her bags
of supplies, which she clamps to her chest. "No thank you, Doctor. I can manage."
"As you please, my lady." The Doctor chuckles, then steps backwards with his hands raised as if
to demonstrate the innocence of his intentions. He takes his black cashmere overcoat from the
rack, then pauses at the door to flash Babette a bright white Colgate smile. "Looking lovely
today, by the way. Per usual!"
When the Doctor's BMW has pulled out of the driveway and commenced the loop around
Swimming Pool Circle, Babette relaxes. She sets her load on the bench in the foyer, removes her
coat and hangs it on the rack next to Evelyn's fur-trimmed parka. Evelyn is the Doctor's wife, a
cheerful woman who is regularly at home while Babette cleans. Babette likes Evelyn; she is
talkative and stylish and encourages the maid to take breaks to watch All My Children with her
on the gigantic television in the living room. Babette does not hear the television now but
Evelyn's coat on the rack means she must be home, so where is she? Maybe she is still asleep,
Babette thinks. Evelyn is usually awake and dressed and drinking hot chocolate by the time
Babette arrives at the VanCleave house, but maybe she's sick today. Maybe she's reading.
Babette makes her way to the kitchen, where she sets about making herself a cup of tea. The
kitchen is beautiful, as are all the kitchens she cleans in White Terrace, with granite countertops
and gleaming cherry wood cabinets stocked with expensive dishware. The VanCleaves chose the
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regal "Black Galaxy" granite for their counters, while their neighbors the Horners, who Babette
used to clean for prior to Kimmy's disappearance, opted for the more relaxed "Key West Pearl."
The VanCleaves' refrigerator is black to match the countertops. So is their stove. And the
microwave, and the blender. Their toaster is black, too. Babette respects such coordination and
pays special attention to leave all that black metal gleaming like an oiled stallion. She knows
Evelyn appreciates her diligence.
Where is Evelyn?
Babette sips her tea and sneaks an Oreo from the package in the cupboard. The house is silent.
It is also exceedingly neat. There is not one PopTart crumb on the counter, not a single wadded
napkin on the breakfast bar (Doctor VanCleave always leaves his napkins wadded on the
breakfast bar). The dove grey tile has been recently swept and mopped and polished. Even the
faucet has been scrubbed clean. Babette twists open her Oreo, licks the frosting from the
middle, and wonders what she's supposed to do today, since everything is already so
immaculately spic and span.
The shriek of the steaming kettle stirs the sulking maid from her rumination. She turns the burner
off. The kettle's hiss persists, though waning, as Babette steps into the dining room, which
would be as neat as the kitchen were it not for the large blue plastic tarp spread unevenly over
the table. At the center of the table, the tarp bulges and pleats over an object hidden underneath.
The air in the room is curiously tinged with the stench of ammonia and roses.
"Evelyn? Are you here?" There is no answer, but Babette discerns a slight quivering of the tarp.
She takes a deep breath and, on the count of three, rips the tarp from the table with one
purposeful tug.
Babette blanches, she cannot even scream, she scrambles backwards when she sees what was
concealed under the tarp. Strapped and wired to what looks like a high-tech hot plate sits
Evelyn's severed head, its hair brushed and arranged in a clumsy updo, its face inexpertly made
up with crimson lipstick and blue eyeshadow. Surrounding the head are cellophane-wrapped
roses in various states of wilting decline, heart-shaped red satin boxes of chocolate-covered
cherries, scattered Sweethearts conversation candies reading "Hey Baby" and "Don't Tell."
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There is no blood anywhere; it has all been drained and washed away. Then Babette sees
Evelyn's mouth begin to move. The maid scrambles backwards as the head's lips spasmodically
purse and pucker, wrenching Evelyn's anemic face into an endless variety of pained expressions.
"Buh-buh-buh-buh-" the head says.
Babette finally manages to eek out a hoarse scream before losing consciousness. Her legs give
out beneath her; her head slams against the stony, spotless kitchen tile. The tile's color is called
"Mystic Abyss," a dark slate grey flecked with mica. Between Babette's parted lips seeps a
trickle of blood, the only ounce of the stuff in the whole VanCleave home.
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The bird in the oven is a 45-pounder, specially purchased from a farm outside of Honey Hollow
due to the dearth of sufficiently large turkeys at the SuperFood. It barely fits in the oven, and
Cliff must wake up at 4 a.m. to allow it 12 hours to roast, but it's going to be worth it. Turkey is
Cliff Niles' favorite poultry to prepare, preferable to chicken, duck, goose, grouse, pheasant, and
partridge. He likes the bulk of a turkey, its broad chest and meaty thighs. He likes the deep
interior cavity begging to be gorged full of Pepperidge Farm stuffing, the slick greasiness of a
turkey's browning skin. Cliff Niles adores using his turkey baster and bastes his turkey regularly,
usually once or twice per hour. So after waking at four o'clock to put the bird in the oven, Cliff
does not return to bed. Not only does he have to be awake for basting, but there are also a host of
other dishes to be readied and realized. There are hors d'oeuvres to prepare, soups to simmer,
pies and breads to bake. Plus, Cliff will also have to make breakfast, and since it's a holiday he
wants to do something special. French toast. Bread pudding. A quiche. Sausage. Maybe he
should fry up some hash browns? What would Pamela like?
Cliff smiles as he opens a can of pureed pumpkin and thinks of Pamela, his Pammy, asleep
downstairs in the California King-sized bed he bought for her last Christmas. She's grown since
then, gorgeously. She's made wonderful progress – far better than any of her predecessors – and
Cliff is proud of her. Her body is marvelously oviform now, deliciously rippled and rolling. Cliff
can tuck his head beneath the drape of flesh that billows from her belly to her knees and breathe
deep the sultry balm of her skin, so moist and warm between its creases.
He cracks one egg into the pumpkin puree, then another. He pours in ½ cup whipping cream.
The cream is beautiful, heavy and velvet-white sloshing into the Pyrex mixing bowl. Cliff
thinks of cows, of the voluptuous milkmaids who tend them, their laden bosoms swaying as they
expertly finger the rosy teats of their bovine charges. He adds ¾ cup sugar, then nutmeg, ginger,
cloves and cinnamon to the pumpkin mixture and beats with a wooden spoon until the
ingredients are incorporated. He likes to picture Pammy in a milkmaid costume. Maybe she'll let
him braid her hair today.
Cliff pauses to baste his turkey.
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He pours the pumpkin filling into a partially pre-baked crust, one of the six he rolled out the
night before, and finds room for the uncooked pie in the refrigerator. He will bake all the pies
together later on. Before supper, which is scheduled for 4:30 p.m., Cliff will have made an
apple, pecan, blueberry, mincemeat, and coconut cream pie. He also plans to make a cheesecake,
Pammy's favorite. Pammy's face is the color of cream cheese. Her hair is the color of a graham
cracker.
Cliff chops sweet potatoes and imagines Pammy gnawing on a turkey drumstick in a swimming
pool full of CoolWhip. She wears a latex bathing suit and paddles her feet flirtatiously through
the whipped topping, her toenails painted the color of maraschino cherries.
Cliff opens the oven and inserts the meat thermometer into the thickest region of the turkey's
thigh. It is dawn now; the turkey still has 10 hours left to roast and Cliff decides to get started
making breakfast. He has settled on stuffed French toast, banana waffles, sausage links, ham-n-
cheese omelettes, and home fries. Cliff is excited for Pammy to wake up and call for her
breakfast. He knows today is going to be extra-special.
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Some women are born to have babies, lots and lots of squirming, screaming, writhing, wriggling,
wet and squishy babies. From an early age, such females delight in peering into strollers to coo at
their contents, playing peek-a-boo with infants across the aisle in restaurants, holding a toddler's
sticky fat fingers while it takes its first bumbling steps across the living room. They are the girls
who laugh when a youngster hurls a precious heirloom against the wall, who warble with joy
when a baby barfs Carnation GoodStart down their shirtfronts. While changing diapers, these
girls hum and twitter, breathing deeply of Desitin and dreaming of the day they receive their
own bundle of warm sweet bliss. When they reach puberty, their breasts inflate to lunatic
dimensions, their pelvic bones widen in ardent anticipation of the first red head to squeeze
between their arches. These women have huge ovaries and uteri clogged with a deep slime of
endometrium; accordingly, their menstruations are torrential. Once mature enough to begin their
reproductive careers, they pop out the little ones with such fervor and rapidity that even their
own mothers lose count. As soon as one bun is out of the oven, another is tossed in to bake.
Delivery room photographs show these women beaming triumphantly from their hospital beds,
happier than pigs in slop. Eventually there is no room or no money for one more little angel, and
it is then that a woman afflicted by such a high degree of gestation-lust might accept a small fee
to act as a surrogate for unfortunate ladies less fertile than herself. When menopause rusts their
gears and forces these career-procreators into retirement, they are absolutely devastated. Many of
them commit suicide or move to Mexico or take up needlepoint.
Kimmy Horner was such a woman, with one problem: when Kimmy turned 19 and went for her
first gynecological exam, the doctors declared her infertile. Sterile. Barren. Her reproductive
organs were a parched and desolate wasteland, doomed never to bear fruit.
Kimmy was highly sensitive about her defect and for some time after receiving the news, she
avoided babies and children entirely. If she couldn't have one (or ten!) of her own, she never
wanted to see another tot again. Her boycott lasted for approximately a week and a half, after
which point she dived back into babies with the frenzied, wolfish hunger of an addict pitched
from the proverbial wagon. Kimmy babysat for every new mother in town. She filled her
apartment with baby dolls and Precious Moments figurines, Anne Geddes posters and
paintings of nursery rhyme storks. She made regular excursions to the Cabbage Patch Kids
store to watch the cloth children pulled gently from between the leaves of their cabbage mothers.
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She learned to knit and began making baby sweaters for her friends, whether or not they were
expecting. In Kimmy's mind, anyone with the biological capacity to give birth was as good as
pregnant already, their futures inevitably overflowing with adorable grubby-faced youngstock,
instead of fallow and bleak like her own.
Kimmy grew up. She married Jason Horner, her college boyfriend, and the couple moved to the
small town of Honey Hollow, where Jason's high-paying job at the credit union enabled them to
make quite a comfortable life for themselves. But for Kimmy, existence remained a hollow,
shambling march towards a disappointed death. She began paying thousands of dollars a month
for fertility drugs, despite the doctors' insistence that her condition was hopeless. She bought
dogs, two roly-poly golden retriever puppies who grew up into big yellow snuffling morons.
Then a miracle occurred, an event so impossible it could only be a gift straight from heaven
above: Kimmy Horner got knocked up.
Never in the history of Honey Hollow had there been a more enthusiastic pregnant woman.
Kimmy faced morning sickness and bloating with pure rapture; she smiled every time she saw
her stretch marks in the mirror. The mood swings and swollen breasts flung her into paroxysms
of fathomless glee. When the doctors tried to tell her to prepare for things to go awry with the
pregnancy, that she shouldn't be physically able to have a baby at all so not to get her hopes too
high, Kimmy just giggled and whistled and offered to bake the doctors lemon squares.
The world was blossoming all around Kimmy; everywhere she looked something beautiful,
bright, and new glittered before her. Everything Kimmy smelled was sweet as milk and honey,
and everyone she talked to had the dulcet golden voice of an angel.
Kimmy could not wait to meet the baby growing inside her. She knew that life would be
extraordinary once the baby was born, that she and the baby would be happy together. When she
dreamt, she saw their future stretched out before them like a satin ribbon, pink or baby blue and
illuminated by light so bright it made Kimmy Horner's heart ache.
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The garbage outside the back door of Dr. VanCleave's office is packed in vivid red and yellow
"INFECTIOUS WASTE" and "SHARPS" bags, each one bearing that alien-parasite-orifice design
symbolical of biohazard. Dr. VanCleave's nurse and assistant, Jodie, places the garbage out back
every other evening to be picked up by the man who drives the medical waste disposal van, an
elusive individual never encountered by any of his clients.
These bags are always full of grim and distasteful debris – stained scalpel blades, bloody surgical
gloves, gallon bags of viscous adipose the color of fertilized eggs – so neither the medical waste
disposal man nor Jodie nor anyone else ever opts to peer inside or question their contents. The
silvery tang of ammonia undercut by decay is enough to extinguish all curiosity.
Thus it was obvious to no one when Dr. VanCleave left an extra bag on the back patio with the
others, this one atypically large and awkward, its red plastic stretched thin over malformed
protrusions. Had anyone unsealed this bag, he or she would have been greatly unsettled by its
gruesome bounty of
wet fur, white vertebral spikes jutting from purple muscle, blood-splattered
muzzles, tongues lolling, loose teeth, eyes frosted with milky putrescence
In total, the heads of a dozen or more dogs, strays and housepets, some still with collars on. In
but one glimpse into the bag, one could have discerned with ease the curly head of a Bichon
Frise, the inky aspects of two black Labradors, a mutt named Rusty with a jaunty bandana
adorning his abbreviated neck, a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel's snout puckered permanently
mid-grimace.
Had anyone unsealed this bag, what wild conjectures would its ghastly goods have roused of the
horrific experiments performed by Dr. VanCleave in his office, in the backrooms and basement
spaces unseen by patients? Or of the terrible end that befell poor Rusty, Buster, Buddy and Rex?
But the bag was never opened, and at bedtime young children across Honey Hollow still ask
their parents if their pets will ever come home…
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Several women who wanted to know if their boyfriends were unfaithful, a girl seeking advice on
what color to dye her hair, and a man wondering when he would finally move out of his mother's
house, each one of the desperate souls who dials Priestess Pam's Phone-a-Psychic Hotline Friday
morning listens with growing disappointment to three ascending tolls, then a consummately
enunciated message from the synthetic phone operator:
We're sorry. You have reached a number that has been disconnected or is no
longer in service. If you feel you have reached this recording in error, please
check the number and try your call again…
The voice then recedes into a metallic upsurge of white noise.
Mrs. Tabitha Pettiford of Cottage Grove, WI, called Priestess Pam every day during her lunch
hour and is shocked and disturbed by the psychic's sudden disappearance. Priestess Pam was
dependable, devoted; the best phone psychic in the business. She had even once accepted an
emergency call when Mrs. Pettiford had phoned at 3 a.m. to ask for guidance regarding her cat's
kidney infection. It was obvious from talking to her that Priestess Pam truly cared about the
people who called her hotline, so why would she without warning disconnect her phone, leaving
the hundreds who relied on her counsel in the lurch?
Ms. Sharron Dewey of Sebago, ME, feels similar stirrings of disquietude upon receiving the
operator's canned message. She immediately senses trouble afoot. Whether the psychic had been
kidnapped or suffered a cardiac event, something was very wrong and Priestess Pam needed
help. Pam had assisted Sharron through episodes of weakness and need, rescuing her from
financial, emotional, and medical crisis on countless occasions, and now Sharron had an
opportunity to repay her kindness.
She dials 911.
Dispatcher: 9-1-1, what's your emergency?
Dewey: I'd like to report a missing person.
Dispatcher: Okay, well, that is a matter for the sheriff's office. Would you like me to transfer
your call now?
Dewey: Sure. Fine.
Dispatcher: All right. Just a second -
(There is a series of chimes then a purr of static and then)
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Cumberland County Sheriff's Office Phone Operator: Hello, you've reached the Cumberland
County Sheriff's Office. How may I help you?
Dewey: I'd like to report a missing person.
Operator: Mmm-hmm. Who's missing?
Dewey: Well, I don't know her full name, but I suspect that something dreadful has happened to
Pam, of Priestess Pam's Phone-a-Psychic hotline?
Operator: Mmm-hmm. I'm sorry. I have other calls. Good day, and happy thanksgiving.
Dewey: But -
The dial tone threatens to extend into eternity and then Sharron hangs up.
For days and days, Priestess Pam's clients continue to dial the Hotline. They listen as the
artificial operator recites her flat condolences and then allow the static to wash over them, always
expecting to hear Pam's whispered predictions carried from a place deep inside the black
immensities of their telephones.
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An assemblage of pink-cheeked teenagers dressed in navy, black, and burgundy pea coats and
parkas huddles waiting on the front porch of the Stadler house at 2 pm on Christmas day. There's
a perfect 1.5" of fresh clean snow dusting the lawns of White Terrace and everyone is polite and
smiling, sated by the morning's acquisitions.
Among the teenagers are Wyatt and Rosemary Larsson, as well as Wyatt's girlfriend Veronika
Kraft. Veronika has a black-and-white-checkered scarf wound around most of her head so that
only her blue eyes and the fine bridge of her nose are visible. She stands very close to Wyatt. She
thinks she hears a dog bark, but there are no dogs living on Swimming Pool Circle any more.
Veronika Kraft is very quiet.
A red-haired girl with too many freckles and too-thin legs rings the doorbell a second time. No
one answers its trill, although the Stadlers are clearly home: their minivan is in the driveway,
"Let it Snow" plays on the stereo inside; the lights are on.
Every year since they can remember the children of White Terrace have convoked to sing
Christmas Carols at the homes of their parents, their parents' friends, their teachers, etc. The
Stadler house was always the last stop on their circuit of the subdivision, since Ray Stadler, who
owned a bakery in downtown Honey Hollow, would invite everyone in to eat leftover donuts and
Danish in the living room. Mrs. Stadler and the Stadler twins, once they were born, would sit
watching from the kitchen table, never saying or eating anything. They sipped soundlessly from
large pink mugs of hot chocolate. Ray Stadler seemed forlorn, even distraught when the kids
would have to leave. "Come over any time," he would call as they filed out the doorway,
"Please!" His wife said nothing.
Mrs. Stadler and the twins were odd, but glamorous and divinely blonde. The youths of White
Terrace grew up in awe of them. Everyone's mother both despised and longed to be Amber, so
statuesque and faraway; they would model their hairstyles after hers and speculate about her over
coffee with other wives and mothers while watching their kids run screaming around the
playground. And they were unequivocal in their desire for their children to overachieve like the
Stadler twins, with their pageant trophies and good grades and impeccable table manners.
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The redhead rings the doorbell a third time. The teenagers are growing restless. Everyone wants
his or her donut, and their throats burn from singing "White Christmas" and "Joy to the World"
dozens of times over.
"Why don't you look in the window," someone suggests. "Maybe they're in there but just can't
hear the bell!"
Mr. Stadler had never failed to hear the bell before. In fact, he always opened the door before
anyone got around to ringing it.
Veronika Kraft wants to go home.
A boy in a blue wool hat who doesn't look like he particularly needs another donut today trudges
across the lawn to the Stadlers' big picture window. He presses his face to the glass, his bulbous
cheeks momentarily jaundiced by the warm light sweating through the frosted panes.
Then he faints. A spiraling of snow is buffeted upwards then settles again over his collapsed
mass. A few girls hurry over to see if the fat boy is all right. While one of the girls kneels beside
him, her ear tilted towards his face to listen for breathing, another stands balancing on her tiptoes
to sneak a glance into the Stadler house.
Through the window, the girl sees Mrs. Stadler and her daughters and instantly knows the reason
why no one would answer the door. Crumpled on the sofa are three bodies slouching stiffly like
life-size Barbie dolls, throats cleft deep enough to reveal the cartilaginous rings and tough
muscle of their tracheas. The twins' red and green Tartan flannel nightdresses are torn, the
dresses' lace necklines darkly stained. Their mother, positioned between the two children, had
been stripped down to her cream-colored bra and panties. Her grey-blue chest is brightened by
blood that ceased flowing fresh hours ago and so idled as if captured in a photograph, congealed
into shining, still cascades of pulpous jelly. The sofa was saturated black, its upholstery seeming
to exhale a mist oily and rich with the wraiths of erythrocytes. Embroidered throw pillows lay
sopping and in disarray on the splattered carpet. A few feet away, the Christmas tree sparkles
cheerfully.
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The girl screams and backs away, her complexion greying, as a group of carolers gathers at the
window, pointing through the glass at the tableau arranged inside. A gust of wind carries a
scattering of snowflakes spiraling down from the roof of the Stadler house.
Veronika Kraft doesn't want to look. Neither does Wyatt nor Rosemary Larsson, and together the
three walk through the drifting snow silently home and promise themselves never to think of the
past year's happenings in perennially pleasant and picture-perfect White Terrace. Soon they will
have new calendars to hang – insipid gifts from distant aunts or uncles, probably – and the old
one, inscribed with its score of impenetrable horrors and anomalies, will be unceremoniously
dumped in the garbage, or chewed apart by the dogs.
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Lester lies paralyzed, naked and tethered by unseen bonds to a table in a domed white room. The
room is cool-lit by the glow of three ceiling-mounted exam lights, one of which is trained on
Lester. Its antiseptic illumination narrows his pupils to pinpricks and sears candent through a
lace of nerves to the place where his scalp meets the metal table. Lester cannot blink.
He had been eating a French cruller in his car in the parking lot at the Post Office.
He had been sleeping in bed in his house on Swimming Pool Circle.
He can't remember what he'd been doing before but now he was here again and this time they'd
taken Lynda, too. Before they had spared his wife, they had promised him they wouldn't take
her, but there she was, rigid on a table at the opposite side of the round room, bound just as he
was, wreathed by the short grey-blue figures Lester has known and feared since childhood. Some
of the figures wear black hooded cloaks, while others wear nothing, their skin stretched and
shining like opaque cellophane over the frail armature of their bones. The flesh encasing their
soft skulls is even finer; through its lucent tissues are visible the figures' minute black brains,
which pulse with an aurulent electrical current. The figures have wide black eyes with which
they can glimpse every shadow and whisper in Lester's mind. They can do this whenever it
pleases them. Lester has sensed their surveillance itching at his frontal lobe when shopping for
cereal at the SuperFood, selling stamps at the Post Office, making love to Lynda under their
down duvet. Lynda. What are they doing to Lynda?
Lester is unable to speak, so instead he steers the thought at the cluster of figures hovering over
his prone wife: "What are you doing to her?" They receive the thought. They process it. Lester
hears a drone in his head, the sound of the figures discussing their response.
YOU NEED NOT WORRY ABOUT YOUR WOMAN, SIR. The answer stings as it washes through the wet
spaces of Lester's ventricular cave complex. Several voices interweave to broadcast the statement
and the sound is fuzzy, tremulous, like a poorly tuned radio.
"That's my wife," Lester thinks. "You have to let her go."
YOU KNOW WE CANNOT. SHE IS ESSENTIAL TO THE SUCCESS OF OUR PROGRAM.
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As Lester watches, the figures lower a black machine over Lynda's abdomen. The machine
beams a thin spine of neon green light, which the figures focus below her navel.
"Stop! You can't touch her!" Lester is begging now, his thoughts ragged and faint when the
figures receive them. "Keep me, kill me, I don't care - just let Lynda go."
WE HAVE NEVER KILLED A HUMAN SUBJECT. This transmission is stern, edged with a shortness
that from any other speaker would indicate annoyance but cannot in this instance, since the
figures lack the necessary limbic connections for emotion.
"Please let her go!"
YOU DO NOT HAVE THE PARTS WE REQUIRE. WE MUST HAVE THE WOMAN.
One of the hooded figures palpates Lynda's belly with the palm of its hand. Another parts her
legs and introduces between them a rectangular glass tray. The machine is adjusted so that the
aperture emitting the light is just three inches from Lynda's skin. The ray flares from green to
blue, then flickers out. In its place, a wide-gauge needle descends from the machine. Lester
watches as the metal barb slowly, agonizingly bears down on Lynda's exposed midriff. Two
seconds after the needle pierces through his wife's flesh, a flux of deep interior blood surges from
her genital orifice. The lewd sanguine liquid collects, steaming, in the rectangular receptacle
positioned between her legs.
YOUR WOMAN IS VERY GOOD.
When the figures are satisfied with their sample, the machine is deactivated, its needle
disengaged from Lynda's body and receded into its cartridge. One of the figures carefully pours
the blood from the tray into three vials and hands them to an assistant, who rushes the samples
out of the round room.
"Why are you doing this to us?"
The fluctuant collective voice reconfigures to assume a kindly tone; finally it transmits:
CATACLYSM IS IMMINENT BUT INSIDE YOUR WOMAN THERE MAY BE A KEY TO THE FUTURE. YOU
HAVE BOTH BEEN CHOSEN. THERE IS NOTHING MORE FOR YOU TO UNDERSTAND, SIR.
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The light over Lynda is switched off and then the figures glide in formation across the room
towards Lester and then everything is so bright that Lester can no longer even think.
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In a salon painted soothing pale citron and cluttered with mirrors and neon wall art, Evelyn
VanCleave reclines cradled deep in the cushions of a pedicure spa chair as a silent Chinese
teenager rinses Evelyn's toes with rose-scented water. She is seated between her two closest
girlfriends, separated from them by gauzy cream-colored curtains that drape luxuriously from the
ceiling. On her right is Naomi, wife of the chief anesthesiologist at Honey Hollow Hospital,
while to her left lounges Helena, wife to Dr. Neil Thornhill, the town proctologist.
Together, Naomi, Helena and Evelyn form an exclusive club: the Doctor's Wives of White
Terrace.
"Evelyn, my darling, what's Glen getting you for Valentine's Day this year?" Naomi's viscid
voice oozes through the curtain. Evelyn imagines her friend's voice as the red ropey tongue of a
cartoon frog, infinitely stretchy and sticky and able to insinuate itself inside, under, or around
anything in its path. She saw a frog with such a tongue once in a commercial for children's
cereal.
"Oh I don't know," Evelyn says. The teenager at her feet noiselessly pats her toes with a plush
black towel. "Flowers. Chocolates. Glen never does anything drastic for Valentine's. It's such an
impersonal holiday, after all."
Naomi yawns. "Boring!"
"I am almost 100% positive that Neil is going to surprise me with that Miata I've been eyeing,"
Helena interjects. "In silver. Black leather upholstery. What a good boy!"
"I know for certain that Rod made reservations at La Mer," Naomi's tone is conspiratorial, as
though her husband's expensive Valentine's Day plans were a matter of closely guarded
government intelligence. "But I'm hoping for a little something from Zales, too."
"OoOo," Helena warbles. "As in what?"
"Nothing extreme, of course, but I do just love, I mean love their Prestige colored diamonds
collection."
"OoOoO!"
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"Evelyn," Naomi whines. "You're so boring. Isn't there anything you want?"
"I could use some lipo," Evelyn answers after a moment, her tone gloomy. At 35, Evelyn is still
in good shape but her husband constantly badgers her about the fat accumulating around her
mid-section, the gradual dimpling of her thighs. He would also like her to dye her hair, which is
beginning to dim from vivid gold to a refined ash blonde. "Or maybe a brow lift."
Evelyn's toenails are painted a dusky ruby-black, Naomi's a glittered plum; Helena's an iridescent
currant.
Driving home in the Land Rover after a post-pedicure, pastry-intensive lunch spent debating
Evelyn's physical failings, Naomi says, "Evelyn, you cannot let Glen get you so depressed. So
you're not 27 anymore! Big deal! As if he can do better! He's no spring chicken himself, after
all."
Evelyn was 25 when she married Dr. Glen VanCleave. He was thirty years her senior, and
promised her a lifetime of comfort and security, cashmere sweater sets and no more sleepless
nights spent fretting over car insurance. Her friends and family had fussed over the age
difference; they were full of warnings and cautions and chastisements, but Evelyn, who never
concerned herself particularly with the ever-predictable opinions of her wearisome relations,
would not be swayed. She knew what she wanted, and what she wanted was to be cared for by
the handsome small-town doctor with silver hair like her father's. She felt she had put in her time
and strived for long enough. She didn't want to work as a promotional model anymore, didn't
want to hand out dog food samples while wearing a bikini at veterinary conventions or splay
herself over the hoods of convertibles to rotate for hours at car shows. A stable, leisurely life, a
life in which not another minute would be spent being ogled by hordes of middle-aged nerds in
company-monogrammed polos and khakis: that was what Evelyn wanted.
Dr. VanCleave eagerly provided the young and supple Evelyn with that life. As long as she was
his wife, she would never have to work again. She didn't even have to clean, or cook, or do any
of those things an average housewife might do. Instead, she shopped, and she was happy. She ate
at expensive restaurants, went on cruises, watched soap operas (the ABC platform: All My
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Children, One Life to Live, General Hospital) while running on the treadmill and slept in when
she felt like it. Never again did she fill out another tax form or pay another utility bill.
But as Evelyn aged and left her twenties behind, her husband's attitude towards her shifted. Now,
at 35, Evelyn feels like a disappointment to him, a faded relic whose presence he could barely
tolerate.
"I just wish I could make him happy again," Evelyn says. She resolves to get some work done
after all, as a Valentine's Day present to Glen. The holiday is a week away, so there's still time
for a quick Botox injection or even a chemical peel. She could dye her hair like he's asked her
to do so many times.
Evelyn VanCleave does not want her husband to think her ungrateful.
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There are two coffee cans on Jason Horner's countertop, only one of which contains coffee. The
other can, which once held a coffee more expensive than Jason's usual brand and had been a
Christmas gift from a neighbor, reverberates as though hollow when struck with a metal spoon.
This ostensibly vacant can sits a few inches further to the right of the coffeemaker than the full
can, thereby signaling its alternate, non-coffee-related function.
But Monday mornings possess a renowned power to befuddle and bedevil, so it is not
astonishing that when Jason wakes for work at the Honey Hollow Credit Union one Monday and
staggers down to the kitchen to make his morning coffee, he unwittingly reaches for the wrong
can. His spindling ectomorph's hand clasps the top of the can and with a press of his palm and a
tightening of fingers, the plastic lid burps open. The release accompanying the unsealing is not
characterized by the bitter, mahogany flavor expected from coffee but instead has a uniquely
unpleasant odor, the stench of putrid cantaloupe and deliquescing potatoes, of old grease and
used surgical gauze. Jason stumbles backward and coughs; not again, he thinks, but compelled
by a curiosity he cannot quell, he bends over the counter, his skeletal forearm shielding his nose
and mouth from the coffee can's fumes, and takes a look inside.
The umbilical cord, or funiculus umbilicalis, is a gelatinous cable that links the developing
mammalian fetus to the placenta. The cord contains three vessels: one vein and two arteries,
which serve to supply the baby with nutrient-rich, oxygenated blood from the mother and to
carry off the oxygen-exhausted, post-consumption dross-blood. Umbilical cords range in length
from 20 to 30 inches. The cord in the coffee can is a segment approx. 7 inches long, sallow pink,
beginning to blacken at either end, coiled and twisted to fit within its quarters. It is glossed with
whitish mucous, the probable origin of the can's noxious emission. The mucosal glaze is mottled
with patches of pale green fur.
Jason reseals the can and replaces it on the counter, nearer to the microwave than the coffeepot.
When he gets home this evening he resolves to find a more fitting place for his solemn keepsake.
This cannot keep happening, he thinks.
He proceeds to measure his coffee from the correct can. The coffeemaker radiates a heady,
vibrant, masculine pungence as Jason dresses in chinos and striped periwinkle shirt, a necktie the
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yellow of newly hatched chicks. For breakfast, Jason eats two slices of toast with butter and
grape jelly. He finishes his orange juice in two swallows. Before leaving the house, he unplugs
the toaster, turns the thermostat down to 60°, and fills his spill-proof stainless steel travel mug
with approximately 15 oz. of robust, steaming hot coffee.
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After several days of deliberation, Ray Stadler opts not to report his sighting from the
night of Friday, October 4th to the police, although he would come to regret his decision
following the events of that Halloween and Lester's subsequent testimony. Had he reported the
incident, however, Ray would have presented the details thusly:
At roughly midnight on the evening in question, Ray was sitting at his kitchen table reading old
letters from his wife, Amber, who was away for the weekend, having taken their two daughters
to compete at the Junior Miss Dairy Princess pageant several states away. He knew it was around
midnight because the microwave, which usually exhibited the time in sickly electric green on its
digital display, was broken; it just flashed 00:00 over and over and he'd had to check his watch.
12:01. 12:05. Then he saw the light.
It pulsed cyan, royal, cerulean blue as it glistened through the glass of the French doors that
opened from the kitchen onto the patio at the rear of the Stadler home. Ray rose from the table.
The letter he'd been reading drifted drowsily down to the linoleum as he moved to the door and
pressed his face to its shatter-proof glass. The oil from his skin left a smudged imprint of his
nose, his forehead, as he gazed spellbound at the indigo illumination uncoiling in flickering
tendrils across the sky. The nucleus, where the light blazed brightest, centered over Lester
Dunmire's house.
Ray slid open the door and stepped outside. The air was cool and tasted like burnt leaves,
standard elements of early autumnal ambience, but an additional peculiar something coursed
through the atmosphere of Ray's backyard, something trembling and electric, something
ultramarine: the light was material. It crystallized in Ray's throat and frosted his lungs; its current
traveled from his retinas down along his spine, sparkled through muscle fibers and into the lawn.
A web of opalescent capillaries shimmered across the grass, and Ray found himself frozen where
he stood.
As he watched, the roof of Lester's house seemed to twitch. A rectangular section of glass was
wrenched upwards as if by invisible exertion, then hovered in the beam. Ray recognized this
length of glass as the master bedroom skylight, a feature of all homes built on Swimming Pool
Circle. Seconds later, the crown of Lester's head appeared, raised through the opening where the
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skylight had been. Next his neck became visible, then his torso, as the whole of Lester's body
was lifted. He hung there, suspended in the blue light, his posture rigid and upright as if he were
standing at attention.
Then the light over the house mushroomed and flared to white and Lester Dunmire disappeared.
Ray woke up in his bedroom early Saturday morning - he couldn't say what time, because when
he checked his watch it was dead, flashing 00:00 over and over - still dressed in his khakis and
t-shirt. His shoes were still on his feet, although the soles had melted and the leather was charred.
He chose to believe he'd been dreaming, a notion the credibility of which increased when Lester
showed up to buy his usual dozen donuts at Ray's shop the next morning. Based on this
reasoning, Ray never reported the incident to the police. He never could explain what happened
to his burnt shoes, but he had his own problems and soon the events of October 4th were
relegated to the very back of his mind, never to be spoken of to anyone, even after that horrible
thing happened on Halloween and everyone in White Terrace whispered over their fences and
hedges about Lester's strange allegations. Ray simply threw away the shoes, along with his dead
watch. He could afford new ones.
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There's not much left of Pamela Niles:
*A crust of drying bile adhered to the fibers of the toast-colored carpet
*Several scraps of rubbery sallow skin strewn over the bureau, the stereo speakers
*One foot-long segment of small intestine suspended from the ceiling fan
*Gallons of blood and gristle soaking into the mattress
Cliff has lined up his cleaning products on top of the TV set: Mr. Clean, Resolve Carpet
Cleaner, Supreme Clean Clear Ammonia, Windex, several white washcloths, a scrub brush,
Febreze. Cliff is wearing yellow rubber gloves, the ones he usually wears to wash dishes.
On the floor at the base of the stairs is a super-sized black garbage bag into which Cliff has been
tossing the larger scraps of his dissipated wife. He hasn't yet had the heart to relinquish her pretty
head to the bag, so it is perched watching him from the bookshelf. One of its eyes is AWOL,
having burst from the socket at the instant of eruption, and its dainty round-tipped tongue lolls
from a now toothless, obscenely distended perma-smile.
Cliff stoops and picks a greasy, orange-brown morsel of liver from the foot of the dresser and
throws it into the garbage bag. He spots one of Pam's teeth under the dresser, behind an old can
of gravy. Cliff puts the tooth in his pocket, with the others he has found. He always keeps their
teeth.
He'll attend to the gravy can later.
The ceiling above the bed and the adjacent walls are splattered with blood. So too are Pam's
telephones, her slippers, the notebooks in which she recorded all her significant dreams. A stack
of dirty shattered dinner and dessert plates, salad bowls, assorted cutlery and a butter dish is
semi-submerged in a pulpy red lagoon at the center of the bed. Most of a pecan pie has been
overturned onto the floor.
There are slivers of bone snared between the blinds, tatters of Pam's lavender flannel nightgown
pasted with blood to the TV screen. Cliff sprays the screen with Windex and wipes it down
with a washcloth. He sprays a few cursory splashes of Febreze into the salty haze of blood-
thickened air that hangs, almost visibly, at chest-level.
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Tomorrow he will have to rent a steam cleaner for the carpet. If Cliff remembers correctly,
they're available for only $27.99//day at the SuperFood: a very reasonable price.
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It was ten o'clock at night and snowing when Ray Stadler swerved to avoid hitting what looked
like a black dog or a man on all fours running across Airport Acres Boulevard, which is nowhere
near an airport at all but is instead a twisting dirt road that cuts through the dark woods east of
Secret Lake. Ray was driving his wife, Amber, home from a party at one of Amber's cousins'
condominiums in a neighboring county, where the couple had eaten a large number of deviled
eggs and cocktail shrimp while uncomfortably listening as Amber's Uncle Nick related the story
of how he lost his forearm to frostbite after being pinned beneath a snowmobile several decades
prior.
Amber was asleep in the passenger's seat when the car went off the road.
The car, a white Buick Regal, spun out to the right and ploughed through a snow bank, balancing
several seconds on the ledge of the steep embankment adjoining Airport Acres Boulevard before
overturning and toppling into the woods, where it finally settled wrapped around the trunk of a
large Eastern White Pine. The struck tree showered snow and needles onto the car's battered
roof, while from below resounded the slow swallowing groan of virgin snow compressed under
the tires. Motes of white powder from the detonated airbags whispered through the interior.
"Amber?" Ray croaked. In the seat beside him he saw a complex tangle of metal and upholstery,
shards of turquoise glass glittering red light over a knotted form soft, wet and impossible. The
car had collided with the tree on the passenger's side. "Amber?"
Ray could not hear his wife breathing. He thought he saw what might have been her fingers
tremble.
When the police arrived they eased Ray out of the car on a basket stretcher. They explained that
Amber would need to be extricated using hydraulic equipment, and that they would not stop until
she was freed from the vehicle. Ray watched as the police and paramedics and volunteer firemen
and other uniformed personnel struggled to disentangle the car from the pine tree, chopping at
wrenched panels of the Buick with the Jaws of Life, until the EMTs drove the ambulance and
Ray inside it to Honey Hollow Hospital.
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The police officer that came the next morning to tell Ray that Amber had "passed on" was a
hulking Clydesdale of a man with a carrot-colored crew cut; a man whose air of condolence was
unwieldy and who nearly knocked out Ray's catheter with a sympathetic squeeze of the invalid
man's arm before rushing panicked from the room.
A few days later, a woman who looked just like Amber was wheeled into Ray's hospital suite by
two austere doctors. Both doctors were men in their mid-thirties with slick side-parted hair and
somber black suits under their lab coats. Ray stared speechless at the threesome.
"Aren't you happy to see me?" the woman who looked like Amber said. Her teeth were whiter
and pointier than Amber's when she smiled. Looking from her to the expressionless doctors, Ray
felt a wave of nauseous apprehension wash through his gut. The mint green walls of his suite
seemed to contract around him. His tongue felt heavy and oversized in his drying mouth. He
swallowed.
"That's not my wife," Ray said. "My wife is dead."
"Who told you Amber was deceased?" one of the doctors asked in a clipped, mannered voice.
"The police told me," Ray said.
"The police were mistaken," the other doctor said. "Your wife is alive. See? This is your wife."
The woman who looked like Amber offered a small wave from her wheelchair. Her skin had
acquired an unnatural metallic glint that it hadn't possessed prior to the accident. Prior to her
death.
"That's not my wife," Ray repeated.
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A new year has settled over the tract homes and shopping plazas of Honey Hollow, a year
unblemished by the messy uncertainties of its precedent. Although snow still blankets winterized
lawns, and icicles continue to grow in thick stalks from gleaming aluminum gutters, the residents
of Honey Hollow are glutted with a springtime sense of optimism, resurrection, purification.
They lay sleeping between flannel sheets dreaming easy of car washes, polite interchanges at
breakfast benefits, soft-serve ice cream, silent auctions, new vinyl siding, throw pillows, Easter,
carnations, Best Western hotels, raffle tickets, vacation resorts, Hershey®’s milk chocolate
bars, and early retirement. In a master bedroom in White Terrace, a husband tightens his grip on
his pretty wife, who in turn curls closer into his embrace. The homes are warm, the people
happy. Their thoughts are clouded by neither anxiety nor fear; no grey skies obscure their vision
of the broad bright field of the future tidily unfolding itself into infinity, like a crisp linen
tablecloth.
It is now Monday morning, 2 am. In 5 hours, the workweek will begin. The men will rise from
their beds and stagger down the stairs to drink coffee and orange juice and eat 2 full bowls of
Cheerios. They will drive their silver//champagne//black 4-door luxury sedans to their offices,
where they will sit down at their desks, twirl pens between thumb and forefinger and think about
meatloaf for 7 hours. Back at home, their wives will begin to stir. They will moisturize and shave
their legs. Any children will be packed onto the school bus and given money for the hot lunch
line. After a few hours of morning talk shows, it will be time to drive (the minivan, the Subaru
station wagon) over to the SuperFood to do the shopping for the evening's meatloaf.
At 2 am, the SuperFood's doors are locked, its fluorescent lights dimmed. The store will not
open for another five hours, when the first shift of cashiers and customer service representatives
will pull into the parking lot already wearing their black SuperFood aprons and blue polo
shirts.
At this darkened hour, the SuperFood is empty. The parking lot is empty, and so are the streets.
The streetlights, tireless, continue to cycle through their color-coded progression, their
machinations lonesome without the usual soundtrack of idling engines and audience of impatient
vehicles. Throughout Honey Hollow, cars and their people are silent, sleeping. And yet, inside
the overlarge warehouse-like interior of the SuperFood, there seems to be some presence,
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something roaming the aisles, unseen by the dozen discreet video cameras mounted to deter and
expose would-be shoplifters. Whatever hides away within the store casts no shadow beneath the
arctic glow of the store's night lighting; its feet fall silently on the beige tile. To an observer
peering through the thick glass of one of the store's two automated entrances, the SuperFood
appears deserted, as it ought to be.
But just out of sight, in the fresh produce section, a red shopping cart rolls unhurriedly past the
tropical fruit display. The cart pauses, and a large coconut levitates from the bin. The whiskered
fruit hovers in the air for a few thoughtful seconds, then settles in the child seat at the front of the
cart.
The spectral shopper is Evelyn VanCleave. Although she is invisible to the unfocused viewer,
with a certain degree of concentration and credulity it is possible to discern the quavering outline
and diaphanous vapor of her ghostly form, an image that more than anything resembles a
holographic projection of her living self. A similar-style wraith might be seen in an old episode
of Scooby Doo, scaring customers away from an amusement park or candy factory. In death, Dr.
VanCleave's wife has been reunited with her attractive head, an article that has fared less well in
its earthly aspect. Her hair is swept back into a bun at the nape of her neck. She is dressed in a
pale pink cardigan, a white blouse and cropped white linen trousers. On her feet she wears a pair
of delicate periwinkle suede pumps. Evelyn picks up a peach, squeezes it, raises it to her nose,
then sets it down again, reflectively. The fruit is overripe. She rolls her cart in the direction of
the citrus crates.
In the frozen foods aisle, the apparition of Kimmy Horner leans into the ice cream freezer. She is
again immense and swollen with child, so that the soft cotton of her lilac maternity tunic
stretches taut over her abdomen. She holds the freezer door open and lets the chill air swirl
around her in frosted plumes. Kimmy's outline is rimmed by a faint nimbus of white light that
glitters when it catches on the ice crystals drifting from the open freezer. Smiling, Kimmy
reaches for a half-gallon container of Edy's Rocky Road.
A few aisles over, Amber Stadler and her two daughters, twins Tiffani and Breanna, stand in a
precisely straight line facing a row of shelves surfeit with name-brand cookies and crackers. The
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snack foods are contained within crisp plastic packages in hues ranging the entire color
spectrum, from rich primary red to electric orchid. Simultaneously, each blonde and radiant
Stadler female takes a blue-and-purple package Double-Stuf Oreos from the shelf. The twins
are dressed in matching pastel pink dresses, each with a blue ribbon tied into a bow at her waist,
the type of dresses little girls wear to church on Easter Sunday - puff sleeves, full satin skirts
with taffeta petticoats. Amber whispers something to her daughters, who nod in response.
Together, the Stadlers neatly set the cookies down in their shopping cart, where the three
packages of Oreos join three bags of Pepperidge Farm Goldfish crackers, three
Entenmann's crumb cakes, and three boxes of CinnamonGraham Dunkaroos. The image of
the blonde threesome flickers momentarily as Amber and the twins turn back to face the cookie
shelf.
In the SuperFood Bakery, an immaterial but still awesomely large Pamela Niles lolls on the
beige tile, beached before the glass of the cake display case. Pamela's pallor is milkier than it was
in life, her curves more liquid. She reclines against the cake case, white lobes of fat sliding away
from her body over the floor, expression remote as she absentmindedly places one after another
pink-frosted sugar cookie into her heart-shaped mouth. Her nightgown is long and white and
gossamer; through its thin veil are visible the mystic undulations of her heavenly anatomy.
Nearby, Lynda Dunmire orders a rib roast from the large black dog seated behind the meat
counter. The dog does not have latex gloves on his paws or an apron or a little white paper hat
set atop the plane of his heavy head, but he fetches Lynda's cut from the cooler all the same. The
woman is unfazed by her canine helper and smiles politely when the dog emerges from the
cooler clenching a big roast between his jaws. The roast impacts the steel counter with a dull wet
sound. A glistening cord of drool dribbles down the fat-marbled wall of the meat, tarrying in the
indentations left by the dog's teeth. The dog barks and Lynda laughs, their voices coiling
together, winding upward into the rafters and echoing through the store.
In only two hours, the first shift cashiers and butchers and bakers will file in to the SuperFood,
unaware of the store's nocturnal visitations by the wraiths of White Terrace, Honey Hollow's lost
wives and daughters. They will not see the phantom crumbs of cookies consumed by dreamy
Pamela Niles, nor the smudges of Kimmy Horner's hands on the glass of the ice cream freezer.
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They will miss completely the moist red stain on the meat counter where the dog relinquished
Lynda Dunmire's 5-lb rib roast. These and other uncanny traces of the women's presence will
have faded from the SuperFood before the store's mortal, respiring shoppers arrive, just as the
traces of their lives in Honey Hollow fade even now, interred beneath a thousand budding hopes
and dreams for the new year. It is so painless to forget, to not pay attention, especially when
there are gardens to tend and new puppies to feed and potato salad to prepare for potluck suppers
and any number of assorted relevant everyday tasks to perform.
But someone has to watch. Someone has to remember.
There are still so many mysteries left to solve…
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